Blonde Joke

 

 A blind man walks in and sits up to the bar and says, "Do you want to hear a blonde joke?"

The bar immediately falls absolutely quiet. In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, sir, you should know five things:

 
1 - The bartender is a blonde girl.


2 - The bouncer is a blonde gal.


3 - I'm a 6 feet tall, 200 pound blonde woman with a black belt in
karate.


4 - The woman sitting next to me is blonde and is a professional
weightlifter.


5 - The lady to your right is a blonde and is a professional wrestler.
Now think about it seriously, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that
joke?"

The blind man thinks for a second, shakes his head, and declares,
"Nah... Not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."

 

 

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