It's dark in here

A woman takes a lover home during the day while her husband is at work, her 9-year old son comes home unexpectedly, sees them and hides in the bedroom closet to watch.  The woman's husband also comes home.  She puts her lover in the bedroom closet, not realizing that the little boy is already in there.

The little boy says, "It's dark in here"

The man says, "yes it is"

Boy : "I have a baseball"

Man : That's nice"

Boy : "want to buy it?"

Man : "no thanks"

Boy : "my dads outside"

Man : "O.K. how much?"

Boy : "$250.00"

In the next few weeks, it happens again that the boy and the lover are in the closet together.

Boy: "It's dark in here"

Man: "Yes, it is"

Boy: "I have a baseball glove"

The lover remembering the last time, asks the boy, "How much?"

Boy: "$750.00"

Man: "Sold"

A few days later, the father says to the boy, "grab your ball and glove, and we will go play a game of catch"

The boy says, "I can't, I sold my baseball and glove"

The father asks, "How much did you sell them for?"

Boy: "A thousand dollars"

The father says, "That's terrible to overcharge your friends like that...that is way more than those two things cost.  I am going to take you to church and make you confess"

They go to the church and the father makes the little boy sit in the confessional booth and closes the door.

The boy says, "It's dark in here"

The Priest says, "Don't start that shit again,  you are in my closet now!"