A train hits a bus load of Catholic school girls
and they all perish. They are all in heaven trying to
enter the pearly gates past St. Peter.
St. Peter asks the first girl, "Tania, have you
ever had any contact with a man's "private area"?"
She giggles and shyly replies, "Well I once touched the head of
one withthe tip ofmy finger." St. Peter says, "OK, dip the tip of
your finger in TheHoly Water and pass through the gate."
St. Peter asks the next girl the same question,
Jennifer have you ever had any contact with a man's "private area"?"
The girl is a little reluctant but replies, "Well once I fondled and
stroked one."St. Peter says, "OK, dip your whole hand in The Holy
Water and pass through the gate."
All of a sudden there is a lot of commotion in the
line of girls, one girl is pushing her way to the
front of the line. When she reaches the front of the
line St. Peter says, "Lisa! What seems to be the
rush?" The girl replies, "If I'm going to have togargle
that Holy Water, I want to do it before Tiffany sticks her ass in it.
