The only way to pull off a Sunday afternoon "quickie" with their
8-year old son in the apartment was to send him out on the
balcony with
a popsicle and tell him to report on all the neighborhood activities.
He began his commentary as his parents put their plan into operation:
"There's a car being towed from the parking lot", he shouted. "An
ambulance just drove by!" " Looks like the Anderson's have
company," he called out.
"Matt's riding a new bike!" "Looks like the Sanders are moving!"
"Jason is on his skate board...."After a few moments he announced, "The
Coopers are having sex!!"
Startled, his mother and dad shot up in bed! Dad cautiously
called out, "How do you  know they are having sex?
"Jimmy Cooper is standing on his balcony with a Popsicle."