Strange Noises

 

As a mother passed her daughter's closed bedroom door, she heard a
strange buzzing noise coming from within.

 Opening the door, she observed her daughter giving herself a real
 workout with a vibrator.

 Shocked, she asked, "What in the world are you doing?"
The daughter replied, "Mom, I'm thirty-five years old, unmarried,
and this thing is about as close as I'll ever get to a husband.
 Please, go away and leave me alone!"

  The next day, the girl's father heard the same buzz coming from the
  other side of the closed bedroom door.

  Upon entering the room, he observed his daughter making passionate
  love to her vibrator.

  When  he questioned her as to what she was doing, the daughter said,
  "Dad, I'm  thirty-five years old, unmarried, and this thing is about as
  close as I'll  ever get to a husband!
   Please, go away and leave me alone!"

  A couple days later, the wife came home from a shopping trip, placed
  the groceries on the kitchen counter, and heard that now familiar buzzing
   noise coming from, of all places, the family room.

   She cautiously entered that area and observed  her husband sitting
  on  the couch, staring at the TV with the vibrator next to him buzzing like
   crazy.

   The wife shrieked, "What the hell are you doing?"

  The husband replied, "I'm watching the Rams game with my
  son-in-law."
 

 

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