A nun and a priest were crossing the Sahara desert
on a camel. On the third day out the camel suddenly
dropped dead without warning. After dusting themselves
off, the nun and the priest surveyed their situation.
After a long period of silence, the priest spoke.
"Well, sister, this looks pretty grim."
"I know, father."
"In fact, I don't think it likely that we can
survive more than a day or two."
"I agree."
"Sister, since we are unlikely to make it out of
here alive, would you do something for me?"
"Anything father."
"I have never seen a woman's breasts and I was
wondering if I might see yours."
"Well, under the circumstances I don't see that it
would do any harm." The nun opened her habit and the
priest enjoyed the sight of her shapely breasts,
commenting frequently on their beauty. "Sister would
you mind if I touched them?" She consented and he
fondled them for several minutes.
"Father, could I ask something of you?"
"Yes, sister?"
"I have never seen a man's penis. Could I see
yours?"
"I supposed that would be OK," the priest replied
lifting his robe.
"Oh father, may I touch it?"
The priest consented and after a few minutes of
fondling he was sporting a huge erection.
"Sister, you know that if I insert my penis in the
right place, it can give life."
"Is that true father?"
"Yes, it is, sister."
"Then why don't you stick it up that camel's ass
and lets get the hell out of here."
