THE MIRACLE OF TOILET PAPER

Fresh from her shower, A woman stands in front of the mirror,
complaining to her husband that her breasts are too small.  Instead of characteristically telling her it's not so, he uncharacteristically comes up with a suggestion: "If you want your breasts to grow, then every day take a piece of toilet paper and rub it between your breasts for a few seconds."  Willing to try anything, she fetches a piece of toilet paper and stands in  front of the mirror, rubbing it between her breasts.  "How long will this take?" she asked.  "They will grow larger over a period of years," he replies.  She stops.  "Do you really think rubbing a piece of toilet paper between my breasts every day will make my breasts larger over the years?"  Without missing a beat he says, "Worked for your ass, didn't it?"