Two Little Boys



 A couple had two little boys, age 8 & 10, who were excessively mischievous. They were always getting into trouble and their parents knew that if any mischief occurred in town, their sons probably were involved.

The boys' mother heard that a clergyman in town had been successful in
disciplining children, so she asked if he would speak to her boys.

The clergyman agreed, but asked to see them individually. So the
mother sent her 8 year old in first that morning, with the older boy
to see the clergyman in the afternoon.

The clergyman, a huge man with a booming voice, sat the younger boy down and asked him sternly, "Where is God?" The boy's mouth dropped open, but he made no response, sitting there with his mouth hanging open, wide eyed.

So the clergyman repeated the question in an even sterner tone. "Where is God?"  Again the boy made no attempt to answer.

So the clergyman raised his voice even more and shook his finger in the boy's face and bellowed, "Where is God?"

The boy screamed and bolted from the room, ran directly home and dove
into his closet, slamming the door behind him.  When his older brother found him in the closet, he asked, What happened?  The younger brother, gasping for breath, replied, "We are in BIG trouble this time, dude.
God is missing and they think we did it!"