Two Terrorists 

Two Arab terrorist are in a locker room taking a shower after their bomb making class, when one notices the other has a huge cork stuck in his butt

“If you don’t mind me saying” said the second, “that cork looks very uncomfortable.  Why do you not take it out?”

“I regret that I cannot” lamented the first terrorist.  “It is permanently stuck in my butt.”

“I do not understand,” said the other.

The first Arab says, “I was walking along the beach and I tripped over an oil lamp.  There was a puff of smoke, and then a huge old man in an American flag attire with a white beard and top hat came boiling out. He said “I am Uncle Sam, the genie. I can grant you one wish.”

I said “No shit??”