DEFINITION of UGLY

 AN UGLY WOMAN WALKS INTO A SHOP WITH HER TWO KIDS.

THE SHOPKEEPER ASKS "ARE THEY TWINS"?

 THE WOMANS SAYS " NO, HE'S 9 AND SHE'S 7

 WHY? DO YOU THINK THEY LOOK ALIKE? "

 "NO" HE REPLIES, "I JUST CAN'T BELIEVE YOU GOT LAID TWICE"