     The husband, replies "Wait, Wait a minute! Before you leave, at
least listen to what happened"

     "Hummmmm, I don't know, well it'll be the last thing I will hear
from you But make it fast, you unfaithful pig"

     The husband begins to tell his story . . .
    "While driving home this young lady asks for a ride. I saw her so
defenseless that I went ahead and allowed her in my car. I noticed that
shewas very thin, not well dressed and very dirty. She mentioned that she
hadnot eaten for 3 days. With great compassion and hurt, I brought her home
and warmed up the enchiladas that I made for you last night that you
wouldn't eat because you're afraid you'll gain weight; the poor thing,
practically devoured them. Since she was very dirty I asked her to take a
shower.

     While she was showering, I noticed her clothes were dirty and full
ofholes so I threw her clothes away. Since she needed clothes, I gave her
thepair of jeans that you have had for a few years, that you can no longer
wear because they are too tight on you, I also gave her the blouse that I
gave you on our anniversary and you don't wear because you said I don't
have good taste.  I gave her the pullover that my sister gave you for
Christmas that you will not wear just to bother my sister and I also gave
her the boots that you bought at the expensive boutique that you never
woreagain after you saw your co-worker wearing the same pair."

    The husband continues his story . . . . .
    "The young woman was very grateful to me and I walked her to the
door.When we got to the door she turned around and with tears coming