There is a new virus. It's called WORK. If you receive WORK from your
colleagues, your boss, via e-mail, or from anyone else, do not touch it
under any circumstances. This virus wipes out your private life
completely.

   If you should happen to come in contact with this virus, take two
friends and go straight to the nearest bar. Order drinks immediately and
after three rounds, you will find that WORK has been completely deleted
from your system.

   Forward this virus warning immediately to at least five friends.
   Should you realize you do not have five friends, this means you are
already infected by this virus and WORK already controls your life. If
this is the case, go to the bar and stay until you make at least five
friends.